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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Sep 8, 2022.

  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    God bless ya, Mr Spurlock Ser ... yous is doing a fine job and no mistake...
     
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  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I agree

    No self harmers allowed, this kinda stuff is beyond them
     
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  3. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Agreed with all.

    They chopped off Charles I head and reintroduced the monarchy on our terms.

    People have been satisfied ever since.
     
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  4. Spurlock

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    They’ll thank me one day when they look back whilst educating their grand kids about this momentous occasion

    fun fact :

    half the worlds population is expected to tune in to watch the Funeral

    Let that sink in

    half the world
     
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  5. Archers Road

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    Was told yesterday that there’s nothing in that box, herself is in a fridge somewhere.

    Can you confirm if true please, would be tough on those weepy punters queuing 8 hours for an empty box. I think we should be told.
     
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    I'm guessing the other half don't have TV's @PINKIE
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Do you think it might be because aliens are using mind bend or making all tv and streaming default to Lizard TV?
     
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  8. Archers Road

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    I’ll be in the other half, with North Korea and the Eskimos <ok>
     
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  9. FosseFilberto

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    I'll have a peep under the flag on my next circuit ... number 4 for me ...don't go anywhere ... should be there any time in the next 11 hours ...<cheers>
     
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  10. Spurlock

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    will PM you in a bit
     
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    You’ll be tuning in just like Sucky, Red potato and Abe will be

    guaranteed
     
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  12. Archers Road

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    Not me mate. I’ll be watching Oliver Cromwell on Blu-ray, and reading about The Levellers (Google them)
     
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  13. Spurlock

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    watching tv and reading a book at the same time

    denial behaviour
     
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    Yep I be watching ghandi and star wars return of the jedi.........what do I wanna watch an empty box for......now if they showed the room where she is with all the satanic rituals taking place then yeah I'm interested but not the peasants fake funeral.
     
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    Two cops stabbed in Central london.......?
     
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  17. Solid Air 2

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    Don't forget the Diggers and Ranters

    PS Cromwell hated the Levellers as he was against universal suffrage and after the Putney debates he feared their influence within the army.
     
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  18. Archers Road

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    Yep, Cromwell blew it basically. First European republic since Rome lost hers, and it only lasted a few decades. We are a nation of forelock tugging serfs, for the most part.
     
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    Don't stand for that @Spurlock ... bloke's accusing you of jerking off peasants ... worra **** <laugh>
     
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  20. Solid Air 2

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    well it was pretty much a military dictatorship for most of the period the Commonwealth lasted .
     
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