Tips / Bets The Queen is dead

I’m gonna go twice.

 

Dunno Mick

bet you hear allsorts y crazy bastd

 

Yeah mate, there already ... got my luxury camping chair with warming cushion, cosy blanket and a mini solar fridge full of Peroni ... reckon I'll be inside Westminster Hall sometime in the early hours ... leave your number and I'll WhatsApp you a pic once I'm in there

 

To quote "London is full" ... no rooms left at the Inn

 

Dodd? ... fair play diddyman

 

Bloody hell, you're not dying as well are you Fosse?

 

Fosse is not allowed to die. A true venerated institution. . Need another 60 years out of you Fosse.

 

No mate... sort of done that a few years back and lived to tell the tale ...

.. but it does get a bit parky overnight, so I've come well prepared....

Keep an eye out for me ... wrapped in a huge Union Jack with the Leicester City crest in the centre and the mantra "**** Not606" on the rigt corner

 

you queued up Fosse?

 

I was just wondering that.

 

needs to get a pic up

 

Yeah mate ... and just had one hell of a result. A nice young man in a back to front baseball cap and a very 'street' accent has just sold me a 'go round again' ticket for just £50 notes ... buzzing ... just have to show it to one of the guards standing by the coffin once I'm inside

 

Sucky

 

What job??????

 

Their sheep

 

For the avoidance of doubt and to alleviate the touching concern expressed by some fine people on here ... I'm currently sitting on my sofa with a glass of wine .... chuckling a bit ...

 

I knew Fosse. No way you'd have to queue innit.

 

If you've ever watched PETA videos (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), it would be enough to put some people off meat for life.