A man walks into a bar and orders 10 whiskies. The barman asks, "What's the matter?" The man says, "I found out that my brother is gay and is going to marry my best friend." The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whisky. The barman asks, "What's wrong this time?" The man says, "I found out that my son is gay." The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whisky. Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?" The man looks up and says, "Apparently my wife does."
As a child we were so poor all my School clothes came from the Army Surplus store. I was the only Japanese General in my class
mad mary was whizzing around the mental hospital in her wheelchair when she was stopped by crazy Carl.."licence please" he said, mary sped off and rounded the corner and bumped into loony leon.."insurance please".....mary sped off again and bumped into donkey dave stood there with a 9" hard one...."oh no said mary,not the breathalyser again"
