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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 20, 2022.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Licking is allowed though. In my book.
    Kissing and stroking too.
     
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  2. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    Just don't do what Chaos does to them. That isn't mayonaise!!
     
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  3. G4rdToonArmy

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    Yeah but I presume it smells like a fish mongers down there.


    Down there in Bournemouth.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    don't worry I won't print off a pic from the internet of a shish then **** all over said picture and PM it to you.

    I have standards.









    Just low ones.
     
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  5. Delusional Full Stop

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    Why would you want to lick a Bournemouth fan?

    :emoticon-0138-think
     
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  6. cronemeister

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    Wonder who’s gonna be next! Has to be between Rodgers, Fat Fwank or Steeeeeeeven Gerard for me like! They all have a tricky next 5 games, Leicesters probably the easiest out of the three but they’re bottom at the mo and have signed nee ****er as yet so confidence must be rock bottom around their place at the minute.
     
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  7. Obi Wan

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    Jurgen Klopp

    <whistle>
     
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  8. Prince Isak (GG)

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    This could be Rodgers last game chaps.

    Sit down. Pint in hand.
     
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  9. Obi Wan

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    Well, he's certainly 'doing a Parker' and talking his way into it by the look of it. Making comments about the club not being what it was 2 years ago and owners being unable to back his lwvel of ambition in the laat couple of transfer windows.
     
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  10. Hamish McMagdad

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    Or possibly it’s because he’s past his 30 month sell by date
     
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  11. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    No one saw Tuchel being the next sacked manager!
     
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  12. Charlie Dogscock

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    Tuchel? Feck.

    Someone else must be lined up already.
     
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  13. G4rdToonArmy

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    3 wins out of 7 so far after a £200m+ spend - not really a shocker!

    Old owners manager and not really pulling up any trees.

    Will be interesting to see who replaces him. Zidane, Pochettino? Out there shout of Ricardo Carvalho?
     
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  14. Welshie

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    We've managed 1 in 6 and spent £250m :bandit:
     
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    Are you Paul Merson?
     
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  16. G4rdToonArmy

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    With the squad he's got and the money they've spend they can expect better than 2 cup final failures and 5 wins in their last 14 games with 2 of those wins coming against teams with 10 men vs West Ham and Leeds.

    If they can't beat Zagreb, with all due respect to Zagreb, they can't be expecting wins vs Milan or Salzberg so look likely to not qualify from the group in the CL unless they can turn it around sharpish and he's had .
     
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  17. Squint Eye

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    They are talking to Potter
     
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  18. Consett Mag

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    He'd be as mad as a balloon to swap his respected and valued position at Brighton for a mini-mountain of ungrateful fans with American owners there.
     
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  19. Obi Wan

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    Wolves have sacked Bruno Lage
     
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  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Bit odd
     
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