If you were allowed to kill 3 PL players who would they be and how would you do it?

Killing people for no reason just doesn't hit the right stop with me I would get much more intimate if it was for a reason.

 

Crazy in Love is the single greatest pop song of this century so far. Fact.

That aside, is this one of those threads that defines a poster? You think he's just another Toon fan when in actual fact he's a closet serial killer. Well, two if mrtiote's comments are to be taken seriously...

 

No sorry don't get that idea I'm just certain I'd enjoy killing more if it was for a reason.

 

I'm really scared at this point.

Backs out of thread quietly...

 

I hope you're joking?

I am just a regular guys with strong views on **** music. for me its a crime punishable by death.

I can't really write to Beyonce to complain but i did write a strongly worded email to GoCompare this one time...

this is what i wrote:

Not so dear ‘Go Compare’,

First off can I just say that never in my life have I been compelled to write a letter of complaint to anyone and at the tender age of 26 I feel I have many years left in the tank before I could be considered cantankerous. That said I must stress however that it’s not every day that a marketing campaign of epidemic proportions brings about literal insomnia. There’s a saying in the media that ‘there’s no such thing as bad publicity...’. However, you may be somewhat surprised to know that this particular phrase does not cover you and your ill conceived attempt to burrow into the minds of innocent men, women and children the land over.

I’m only too aware that the purpose of these ‘adverts’ is to get people to remember your name in the likely event of an insurance renewal. However it must now be clear to you that you have over shot this ‘remembrance’ stage and have now entered the realms of brain washing and capital punishment. Your cheap attempt to tattoo your companies brand all over the eyes and ears of the nation has only brought about a deep seeded hatred and an army of jittering former TV viewers. Oh, for sure you’ve ‘got your name out there’ unfortunately for you your name is out there in the same way as Osama Bin Laden’s. I can only assume you’ve never heard of meerkats or that geriatric rock stars just don’t float your boat when dreaming up this utter detritus?

I don’t exaggerate when I say that I would rather put my own arm in a blender and then drink the resulting pulped hand smoothie than use your comparison website. I hate your brand with every fibre of my being. Even if you offered to pay me for the privilege of being my insurer I would rather get from A to B crawling through soiled syringes than in a car insured by your company.

I love TV as much as the next guy, but the very second any break for adverts kick in I’m struck by a blind panic as I scramble to find the remote control to stave off the imminent mind r@pe your oh so wacky tenor is about to inflict. My girlfriend simply bursts into tears before slipping into a catatonic coma each time that god forsaken jingle rattles through the speakers. The sound of burning children would be a more welcome alternative to this nonsensical drivel.

I’m sure that the fellow you employed to play the part of the ‘zany’ tenor in your commercials is probably just trying to make an honest quid to keep a roof over his families’ head etc. Probably a nice guy just trying to make it, everyone has to start somewhere right? – Wrong. Lets zoom back to the day his life started. I swear if I were Doctor Who I would rock up to that maternity ward in the Tardis; snatch away the future tormenter of millions before ritualistically sacrificing him as an offering to TV Gods at Ofcom.

It’s getting to the stage whe the only way that I can enjoy the media will be through the medium of brail. That way I will never again have to endure the injustice of sleepless nights with that debilitating song scraping its way through my beleaguered head.

It would go some way to help improve your reviled reputation if you could pass on this simple message to your marketing department and the crazy twisty 'tashed tenor – “F*CK OFF and DIE. In that order.

Yours Regretfully

Pipe4Life

 

http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=the-torture-game-3

There you go lads.

 

Not at all. I'm a late twenties indie kid, festival veteran and hater of bad music, but I can't deny a great song just because its a genre I don't normally listen to.

 

We'll have to agree to disagree then. don't worry i'm not actually a nutter. you won't wake up in bed with a badger with a pipe in its mouth hovering 5inchs above your face holding a chainsaw or something...

 

sounds like someone is into saw....

 

at the reactions to this thread. Relax people!

 

I know, right?

tongue is firmly in cheek. apart from the parts about the go compare guy and beyonce...

 

Makes a change from it hanging out your mouth while you're chasing someone up the street with a chainsaw.

 

I don't get what the big deal is with killing human beings to be honest ( provided they are above 18 and unpleasant ) I mean I kill spiders etc all the time.

Not sure this is the correct sports forum for this though.

 

You have the mad doctor from the Human Centipede as your sig, we already know you're mental.

 

If you smoked a pipe all day you'd b panting in a manic fashion too when you chase people with chainsaws...

 

Killing is wrong and I would not do it myself, however some peple do deserve it.

 

True, they can be quite heavy.

 

One of the funniest threads that I have read for ages.

 

Why don't you mix it up a little and change to a knife or even a drill, both are lighter.

 

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