If you were allowed to kill 3 PL players who would they be and how would you do it?

like the title says...player or manager.

Lee Clattermole - Cut off the top of his head and Scramble his brains with an electric whisk.

Luiz Suarez - cut him into wafer thin slices over a period of hours using a meat slicer, giving him blood whenever needed to ensure he doesn't bleed to death.

Nigel De Jong - drill a hole through each knee cap so that a meat hook can be pushed through both of them allowing me to lower him into a vat of boiling chip fat in the most painful fashion possible.

 

Well this is morbid.

 

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haha far too much thought went into those 3! Boring day?

 

Things seem a little slow on here today is all....

I couldn't think of anything else football related. not sure what that says about me...

 

I could never kill someone.....unless they pissed me off.

Most hated PL players are:

Suarez
Delap
Owen

 

You're a ****ing maniac.

 

Just for info if any of those 3 turn up dead in the next few days I'll be sending this thread to the police. Or am I an accessory for not stopping you? Aargh! Legal issues!

 

I'd kill titus bramble 3 times

 

Dunno about killing, but I'd quite like to send Tevez, Nasri and Suarez out to Helmand Province for a few weeks with the British Armed Forces.

Tevez and Nasri to show them what a tough job is like and how they should appreciate what they have rather than being greedy, selfish, arrogant bastards, and Suarez to show him what a pussy he is compared to the soldiers with his diving and crying antics.

 

they'd never track me down anyway. contrrary to what most you likely believe my avatar is not actually a picture of me....

I'm not going to go out and do it but there are a handful of people in the world i could killl without any remorse for pretty much no reason just because they annoy me intensly.

The GoCompare guy would f*cking get it if i ever see him for instance...him and beyonce. i'd happily bludgeon that dumb broad to death with my bare hands...

 

Just...... Say....... Nothing

3 Players I utterly despise (would never kill if I am honest) are John Terry, Michael Owen and Karl Henry. All of them are ****s of the highest order who should get raped by Titus Bramble!

 

You actually are a pyschopath aren't you?

 

nah, just a regular guy with a bee in his bonnet.

 

I could not allow this! You would have to take me first and I would fight harder than a rabid badger to protect her....

 

Ashley Young - Bludgeon
Seb Larson - skin alive and suspend in vinegar
John Terry - rape with black mamba until he bleeds from the eyes.

 

You and I have very different Beyonce fantasies.

 

And some human remains under your floorboards.

 

I detest the woman for her crimes against music. I hate the fact that she is revered for it. shes like a figurehead for that particular brand of music which is possibly the worst genre ever conceived.

 

Would you use a weapon then?