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  1. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Good un
     
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Wife: Am I pretty or ugly?
    Me: Both.
    Wife: What do you mean?
    Me: You're pretty ugly.
     
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    My wife recently told me: "We'd have less arguments if you weren't so pedantic". I replied, "Don't you mean 'fewer'?"
     
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    Gil T Azell, Sep 4, 2022
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    Gil T Azell, Sep 4, 2022
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  7. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    Another owldy . . . .

    A lad meets a fantastic looking chinese girl and after a couple of drinks she asks him to come back to her flat for a nightcap.

    When they get there she says "fix yourself a drink while I slip into something more comfortable"

    The girl returns wearing a sexy leather catsuit and says "I'm all yours for tonight . . . . whatever you want I will obey"

    The lad says "You're beautiful and I'd love a 69"

    The girl says "**** off . . . . I'm not cooking at this time of night"
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Sep 4, 2022
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  8. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    Duck lips :emoticon-0112-wonde
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    Gordon Armstrong, Sep 4, 2022
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    Draig, Sep 4, 2022
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    It just goes blurry.
    I think that's what would happen anyway.
     
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    Snaggey, Sep 4, 2022
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  11. Gil T Azell

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    I never thought of doing that :emoticon-0111-blush:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Gil T Azell, Sep 4, 2022
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    When your wife is asleep naked, just pop an oversized pair of false teeth in her growler and take a selfie with it. Your mates will be well impressed that you had a meet and greet with Rylan Clark!!..
     
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    Gil T Azell, Sep 4, 2022
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    I just discovered that low salt and sugar baked beans are quite good . . . . you just have to add salt and sugar :)
     
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