Summer Transfer Window

What an anti-climax.
Poor Tash is wearing his full-body laminated, wipe-clean suit in antincipation.

 

My turn for straw clutching....

A clever ploy to push the price up to get as much of the £25M back as possible?

 

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Hmmm, that counts out flights from Brazil then. Our options are narrowing.

 

We're done it was clear when they said they were done

 

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So what we know is gonna happen:

Matty is off to a struggling League One team
Dubravka is set to become a forgotten nobody at Old Trafford
Fernandez is ****ing off to be injured somewhere else
Some guy some called Lucas something is naffing off to Scotland cos he's clearly ****

Arrivals unlikely.

 

No he isn’t with us anymore unfortunately. He committed suicide last week. He lost his job recently and his partner left him.

 

Watford want Wood, £15m with him for Pedro surely!!

 

Howe wants wood big time newcastle don't want to sell..

Newcastle are done

 

good news that there is interest. We can bin him In Jan.

 

tea lady?

 

I doubt Wood would go to Watford we've got him for years

 

he’d do well in that division. Probably get them up.

 

Is this for real?

 

He could probably do well for them in the Prem too. With us though he's a square peg in a round hole.

 

Yeah, but his Mrs left him 4 years ago and he's only just found out!






Too soon?

 

Should of signed Pedro.

Either way, against Palace I expect one or two players to return and that will see us be a much, much better side

 

Yes unfortunately. I only found out the other day. He was 46.

 

Potentially, our side could be one day -

Isak------Wilson------ASM
--Joelinton--Willock-----
-----------Bruno----------
Targett--Burn-Botman-Trippier
---------------Pope----------------