Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

To be fair, it was only a small part, but at least he had a hand in a film.

 

Couldn’t help looking him up. Slightly risky on a work device!

 

Said everyone ever

 

Yup another advert, funny though.

 

All you old ****ers better watch your back…

 

You need to supply your waist measurement though. They’ll simply save money by employing Rugby League fans because they won’t need as many of them to fill the camera shot!

 

On this very topic I only said to Mrs Tash last night ‘Where the **** were these massive floods happening that are supposedly causing water companies to have to pump **** to straight into the sea…the ****ing lying bastards’

This engineer explains it a bit more eloquently than me…but turns out I was partly correct.

 

They can shove their hosepipe ban.

 

I don’t mind a hosepipe ban at all. Just wish they’d do the job I’m paying for properly and keep my **** of beaches instead of saving money by choosing to pump it straight there {struggles internally to not mention politics…}

 

I think that might be a medical procedure...

 

Oh I don't know...

 

My enemas enemy is my friend…

 

Does the hosepipe ban also refer to that usage?

 

"This is the one that didn't get away".

 

Spelling mistake or voicing unconscious thoughts about Michaela Strachan?



Screenshot in case he deletes it