Are you any good at it? Do you use corny chat-up lines like I do? ◦If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? ◦I'd love to see how you look when I'm naked. ◦My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast. ◦Hey baby, I'm ready for some FUN, I already have the F and the N, now all I need is U! ◦If I had one chance to rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. ◦I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply? ◦You look like my first wife. (Really? How many times have you been married?) Oh I'm still a bachelor. ◦Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Lets go upstairs and talk about it. ◦Do you know what'd look fantastic on you? (No.) Me! ◦You know, if I'm not in bed by 11, Ill have to go home. Got any 'pearlers' from conquests that you'd like to share?
Ok, just to appease our religious friends on this board, here's some religious-style chat up lines... ◦Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell from heaven? ◦Do you know the difference between making out and a sermon? (No?) Wanna go to church with me? ◦Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before? ◦If Eve was tempted by an apple than you must be my fruit. ◦God was just showing off when He made you. ◦Do you think "ask, and it shall be given you" is to be taken literally? ◦Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy. ◦I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way! ◦[look at the person's shirt label] "Just as i thought ... made in heaven." ◦Are you religious? (Yes) Good, well I am the answer to your prayers.
