Off Topic NOT606 Fantasy football league thread - Join now bitch!

Just get Isak in your team, you'll be sorted.

 

Yeah I was gonna say, nothing really matters much anymore cos we are amazing. What a great time


He might be really well priced too

 

We're only 3 weeks in man. I've FPL experts who have **** starts and have already wildcarded.

 

Shak, I've been thinking about this terrible situation you find yourself in and I'd really like to help.

I think the best way forward would be for you to forfeit your team and default the points you've gained so far over to me.

That way, your points still continue in the game (under a very worthy cause) without you feeling the embarassment of and humiliation of doing so badly. Your points could actually count towards something meaningful.

I know it's not always easy to admit defeat, or that you need help - it's not the 'manly' way - but in this instance I think it really is for the best thing for you as a means of maintaining some degree of pride and worth. I'm happy to do this as a friend.

 

Im not quitting or anything, I do this yearly I just find it funny


This isn't a bad start at all for me like

 

I will give you half my points if you give me all yours, then I will give you half yours back if you give me 20% of mine over 3 months, at which point you can give me half mine back and I'll give you all yours back that I haven't used, but keep 30%


I can't say fairer than that

 

Is that within FFP rules?

 

Probably no one cares about FFP anyway lol

 

Strange no reference to his getting the budget so badly wrong.

 

And love how he throws in the "as reported earlier this week" deal not agreed, just to look good. I'm sure he reported it HAD been agreed.

 

Isak is now in my team

 

You don't even know if he's starting next match.

 

Don’t care. He’s mine

 

You lot are getting twitcy too soon and it won't surprise me if you already triple captained

 

Well I should have played mine yesterday. Haaland got a hat-trick.

 

I'll wait until its a two game week

 

Who the **** is Mohamed bin salman?

 

Shame Sanchez couldn't get clean sheet and Gross blanked but Andreas got 2 assists in 2 games for me when I played him. Nice.

 

I'm doing **** but it's early days