Can we just not kill him anyway? Stick him on a bus of disabled kids outside OT - and let their fans do the rest.
Could be the honour system. No posting on match threads the week you are sacrificed. No mod activity required. Anyone breaks the honour system, we give them nasty looks for a while until we find something else to amuse ourselves with
Changed my vote from Wishi to Milk because he childishly altered my comment to make it look like I put "Ahmed" instead of "and"