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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jan 19, 2015.

  1. gelders pie

    gelders pie Well-Known Member

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    I'll never forget the day I met my wife. We were at a fancy dress party. She was stood there, looking gorgeous and slim, with her fat mate.
    They'd gone together, dressed as the number ten...
    I knew there and then, she was the one!
     
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    My wife went on one of those speaking weight machines recently. She stood on it put 50p in and the machine screamed “Hold on hold on, one at a ****ing time!!”
     
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  4. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    We are relying on you to do a job on our scummy neighbours today, Sid :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    I’ll do my best lol.
    In the pub now getting ready for it.
    I rarely go to away matches now but hopefully I’ll be up at the SOL watching you giving us a good hiding next season.
     
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    I'll settle for more of the 1-0 hidings we had a habit of giving you !
     
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  9. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    I hate it when my finger goes through the bog roll.
    Apart from that it's not all bad working in a care home.
     
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism . . . . if I don't pay it back I'm going to get repossessed !
     
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    What do colour blind people do when they're told to eat their greens ?
     
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    Tesco are tackling the cost of living crisis with a new campaign.

    They're replacing all the staff with lower paid dwarfs and a new slogan ...

    ... 'Every little Elfs'.
     
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    I was at the doctors yesterday about my weight
    He said don’t eat anything fatty
    I said like chips pies cakes and sweets
    He said no don’t eat anything fatty
     
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    :emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Ffs :emoticon-0102-bigsm<doh>
    please log in to view this image
     
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  20. Saf

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    Edit:. There's a swear word at the start for those at work or around kids.

     
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