Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Chelsea

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We're delighted to announce that DH's AwayDays has been renewed for its 5th season. World renowned critic, Dixie Normous, claimed "DH goes beyond the boundaries of any other reporter". Fellow critic, Jen Nottle, mentions "DH is the necessary evil the world needs, no football team is safe".

Before Season 5 properly commences, here's a bonus mini-episode to set the tone of what's to come this season (aka two separate Chelsea forums were absolute dogshit and provided very little material) with DH taking a brief journey to both the Shed End and Chelsea Talk, as he seeks to catch up with our West London neighbours.

Pre-Match:
A few beers in the pub before and after the match. And of course beating the Spuds.
Oh of course.

I'm less confident than I usually am against spurs, so I'm 95% sure we will win tomorrow.
No one likes a cocky cu...

It's rooster in the grill, traditionally.
But like a phoenix we'll rise from the ashes.

First Half:
Literally nothing...

Second Half:
*Hojbjerg equaliser*
this guy should be investigated. we should have a massive dossier of ref crimes against chelsea by now
What a crap decision - Taylor has more hair than integrity
This bald c**t always f**ks us when he refs us.
Damn, Taylor must be the most hated person in the stadium by the home fans.

Jorginho you ****ing ****
I'm livid with Jorgi. Clear it!!!
Oh man jorginho
Jorginho, you f**king idiot.
Fuc*ing Jorginho
Get players around Jorginho and that can happen. Seen it a million times.
Or not

*Chelsea 2-1*
What point will they equalise? I’m predicting a usual 86th minute..
I'm thinking a little later, just so it really hurts.

*Kane equaliser*
THATS ****ING BULLSHIT!!!! HE FOULED CUCURELLA!
****KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
The most corrupt English Premier League game I've ever watched.
f**k off Kane you diving c**t I hope Calvert-Lewin steals your woman, England captaincy and not your pretend hairline
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Post-Match:
Really pisses you off don't it
Nope, not at all.

I want to cry
Please do.

Meh it was always going to happen. Sick of us and our transfer strategy
The one where you were initially responsible for a huge inflation of prices in the world of football because you got bought by a Russian sugar daddy that pumped more than £2bn on signings? Must be tough.

Spurs is a disgusting club, **** off Conte.
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Dier Hard said:
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Before Season 5 properly commences, here's a bonus mini-episode to set the tone of what's to come this season (aka two separate Chelsea forums were absolute dogshit and provided very little material) with DH taking a brief journey to both the Shed End and Chelsea Talk, as he seeks to catch up with our West London neighbours. ...

*Kane equaliser*
****KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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That's a lot of "KKK"s, even for their supporters.
 
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