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Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Chelsea

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by PleaseNotPoll, Aug 10, 2022.

  1. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Or PleaseNotClattenburg as a tribute to Pedro Mendes? <whistle>
     
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  3. humanbeingincroydon

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    Enjoy the silence from the Chavs

     
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  5. Alfie Conn

    Alfie Conn Well-Known Member

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    As if I needed another reason to hate this mob more , I see this today
    Chelsea are considering putting in an offer for Aubameyang , a club and player suited for each other
     
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  6. Left on the Shelf

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    I actually much enjoyed the delayed 'oh, for ****s sake!'
     
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  7. humanbeingincroydon

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    There may be a reason why admin mentioned the percentage of the vote...

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  8. EastbourneBoroWho?

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    Wonder how much they charge for that rubbish view? I mean, the view at Stamford Bridge is always bad as you are watching Chelsea but that area is just prime viewing of the stewards.
     
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  9. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    We're delighted to announce that DH's AwayDays has been renewed for its 5th season. World renowned critic, Dixie Normous, claimed "DH goes beyond the boundaries of any other reporter". Fellow critic, Jen Nottle, mentions "DH is the necessary evil the world needs, no football team is safe".

    Before Season 5 properly commences, here's a bonus mini-episode to set the tone of what's to come this season (aka two separate Chelsea forums were absolute dogshit and provided very little material) with DH taking a brief journey to both the Shed End and Chelsea Talk, as he seeks to catch up with our West London neighbours.

    Pre-Match:
    A few beers in the pub before and after the match. And of course beating the Spuds.
    Oh of course.

    I'm less confident than I usually am against spurs, so I'm 95% sure we will win tomorrow.
    No one likes a cocky cu...

    It's rooster in the grill, traditionally.
    But like a phoenix we'll rise from the ashes.

    First Half:
    Literally nothing...

    Second Half:
    *Hojbjerg equaliser*
    this guy should be investigated. we should have a massive dossier of ref crimes against chelsea by now
    What a crap decision - Taylor has more hair than integrity
    This bald c**t always f**ks us when he refs us.
    Damn, Taylor must be the most hated person in the stadium by the home fans.

    Jorginho you ****ing ****
    I'm livid with Jorgi. Clear it!!!
    Oh man jorginho
    Jorginho, you f**king idiot.
    Fuc*ing Jorginho
    Get players around Jorginho and that can happen. Seen it a million times.
    Or not

    *Chelsea 2-1*
    What point will they equalise? I’m predicting a usual 86th minute..
    I'm thinking a little later, just so it really hurts.

    *Kane equaliser*
    THATS ****ING BULLSHIT!!!! HE FOULED CUCURELLA!
    ****KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
    The most corrupt English Premier League game I've ever watched.
    f**k off Kane you diving c**t I hope Calvert-Lewin steals your woman, England captaincy and not your pretend hairline
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    Post-Match:
    Really pisses you off don't it
    Nope, not at all.

    I want to cry
    Please do.

    Meh it was always going to happen. Sick of us and our transfer strategy
    The one where you were initially responsible for a huge inflation of prices in the world of football because you got bought by a Russian sugar daddy that pumped more than £2bn on signings? Must be tough.

    Spurs is a disgusting club, **** off Conte.
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  10. The RDBD

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    That's a lot of "KKK"s, even for their supporters.
     
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    Oh boy, how many red flags in that sentence...?
     
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  12. humanbeingincroydon

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    So yes, they're still trying the "victims of corruption" angle...

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  13. humanbeingincroydon

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    A story in three parts

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  14. SpursDisciple

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    Bit of a twat is Nathan. That'll cost him his job in all probability.
     
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    The third picture is him getting sacked! <laugh>
    No idea why he was so upset about Dier scoring against Southampton, though.
     
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  16. Left on the Shelf

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    Somewhat more than a 'bit' of a twat. That's some serious abuse!
    He's lost one writing gig already but you have a feeling it won't stop there.
     
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    Weird fact for the day....Another Chelsea fan called Nathan was jailed for tweeting anti semitic filth back in 2021.
     
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  18. Citizen Kane.

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    He should've lost the writing gigs on the lack of punctuation and inability to spell 'tribal' alone.
     
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  19. humanbeingincroydon

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    It's actually worse than that: he was copy/pasting the same post to various Spurs players and blogs

    He's now demanding to get a gig somewhere else
     
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  20. Left on the Shelf

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    Hypocritical Poundshop-Kloop Twat!


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