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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, May 25, 2022.

  1. Gessa

    Gessa Well-Known Member

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    Here today, a landfall a few miles up the coast around the same time, very soft stone, second landfall in the area in the last few weeks
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    ^^^^^^^^^ finalising birthday plans
     
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    There's been four German lads in the outside shower behind us for an hour and a half now.
    Working through a 20 pack of Pelforth Blonde.

    They're starting to cause a bit of a scene now, as nervous young girls/women share the post surf showers with pissed up squareheads.

    They can't be far short of hypothermia as it goes.
     
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    It's nearly two hours now, no ****.

    It's also ****ing dark.

    Security chaps just asking them to **** off to their tents like and clear up.
     
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    Just got chucked out of a shower by some old moany fuker
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    You were there for two hours, scaring young ladies, you German ****.
     
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    Don't they have toilets there for that?
     
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    Extra levels of skill.

    Could play pool instead. Pot the whole table without taking a shot in rough enough seas
     
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    Turkey doesn't exist anymore. It's officily Türkiye now. They got tired of people confusing them with Xmas dinner.
     
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    The only way to get a visa to enter the country is by sucking one off first.
     
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    850 fing dollars just to order passports with cheapest slowest turn around time for the family.

    Can't afford to go on holiday now, spent all the money renewing passports and getting them for the kids. <laugh>
     
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    Just arrived San Sebastian.

    Beautiful looking place.

    First job, buy Spanish beer.
     
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    I been there lovely place......tapas on tap......u goinh on the ship 2 Plymouth or just a stop off
     
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    Boat to Plymouth is today, we were on it but have stayed a couple of extra days so boat to Portsmouth on Wednesday instead.

    There's a week long festival here, which looks fantastic, so full day in San Sebastian tomorrow for tapas at lunch and then a full hit meal in the evening.

    Happens to be the Mrs 45th so we'll have a good day.
     
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    Sounds boss that .
     
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    Have a good un dude...:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Happy birthday Mrs Chief.
     
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    I'll tell her tomorrow!
     
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    Mahou.
     
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