A message from Wall Street

If you're going to stalk me and everything I say, please do it correctly. I'm an apprentice carpenter on Wednesday, Thursdays and Fridays. On mondays and tuesday and the occasional weekend I work as a life guard. Lunch break now

 

Jordan eats 4 times his bodyweight in donuts every day to keep the english economy afloat

 

Where did this message come from?
It all seems a little too conveniently stereotypical to me.

 

I really must try to find a book store that has a translation for all these asterisks.

Mod eh ! nothing moderate about what you think - credit ( sincere ) for being upfront - perhaps a little too much front ?

 

Not sure who I despise most, tbh;
The greedy sods who gambled with our money whilst producing the square root of f**k all , lost, yet still feel entitled to a fat bonus;
Or the gormless drooling rent-a-whinge mob who think you can abolish capitalism and build a brave new world powered by brown rice and bullsh!t.