Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Chelsea

Didn't appreciate Reece James' goal celebration either, apparently!
Needs to calm down a bit. He's been walking a bit of a line already this season.

 

Trying to be fair ( and I don't why the ****s) but Cuckoorella looked very good indeed.

 

Chelsea fans still crying on talksport...glorious stuff

 

So to round it up
Awful 1st half
Better 2nd half
Woeful defending for both goals
Conte is off of Tuchels Christmas card list
Romero will get Cucurella head and shoulders for Chrimbo
Dead lucky to get a point
But I don't give a flying **** because I hate this lot with a passion
COME ON YOU SPURSSSSSSSSS

 

Better hope then that they don't fail to qualify
for the CL, by falling 2 ptts short come May
(God knows who they will blame for that) ...

 

I do think Cuti had a hand in our baffling loss to Man Utd last season, as he pissed them off enough doing basically the same thing

 

Ever reliable

 

A summary of r/soccer right now...

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I am glad that our players are getting stuck in again...our best teams inmy life time had a nasty streak.

1981-84 Miller, Roberts, Ardiles, Hughton, Mabbutt and Perryman could all dish is out.

Late 80s early 90s ... Gough, Gazza, Nayim, Edinburgh, Mabbutt, Stewart, Sedgley,Walsh and Van Den Hauwe did it.

Under Poch it was Toby, Dele, dembele, lamela and Vertonghen .

All the best teams are nasty at times so it's good to see for me... want teams to think... God its them this week rather than ... boys, its only spurs

 

Martin Tyler for Sky, who sounds like Conte punched his wife:

Peter Drury for comparison:

 

Great result.
Disappointing effort in the first half.
Two perfectly placed goals...maybe. I'm not so sure Kane's wouldn't have come back off the post without a little help.
The degree of mental toughness Conte has the club playing with these days is a remarkable change.
I loved seeing Conte go ballistic. Tuchel has struck me as a German A****** for a while, and I consider myself something of an expert on the topic.
I don't hate all Chelsea managers. The truth is I kind of liked Conte when he was there, both for seeming like a reasonably decent guy and for hating Costa.
I'm not sure if the officials screwed Chelsea out of three points, but I certainly hope so.

 

A classic of the "...and find out" genre

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Chelsea paid a lot of money for Sideshow Bob

 

I bet Sourness got a dressing down from the Sky bosses after his `it`s a man`s game` comments right in front of Karen Carney, that will have gone down like a cup of cold sick in these times of diversity and the snowflakes.

 

And if we could desalinate the salty tears of those who signed this petition we could solve the drout this summer

 

Tyler’s always been an absolute bore, incredible Sky persists with him.

Drury on the other hand is a national treasure.

 

Funniest thing is Taylor handled the game brilliantly.

Let a lot of 50-50s go but not to the point where the game got out of hand (take notes, Clattenburg) and dealt with the only legitimate scuffles strongly and that came from the dugouts

 

Definitely got the ball!

 

Any chance of an away day?

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeeeeee

 

I usually only do them for Spurs wins but I’ll see if there’s enough material to make one for a draw, I’ll give the Chelsea forums a read tomorrow morning and see what I can do, lol.