Lasses and duck lips

Of the oral and not the vaginal variety.

Being a married man they weren’t around in my single days. Are they a weird neck on experience and is a blow job ruined by them?

Not asking for a friend, just curious.

 

I've got nee idea, but I'd imagine that natural feeling will be greatly diminished by having them, and they look fecking stupid.

I think that the subject's lips must have been pretty non-existent for them to want to do this to themselves, and they'll need to be re-done periodically once started

 

I think the pout is more for round a blokes end

 

I can’t imagine it feeling natural though?

 

I can’t stop looking at them when they talk. I just get fixated on how stupid they look and can’t break the stare. A bit like when a lass has a nice rack and you look at them instead of their eyes.

 

There seems to be an identikit look a load of them are following these days:

1. Fish lips
2. False Tan
3. Velour Tracksuit
4. Baseball Cap
5. False lashes
6. Resting bitch face
7. Range Rover

 

saw a lassie the other day with the lashes and lips and could not help thinking if a strong breeze took her and smashed her against a window face first she would be stuck for life.

have always preferred a natural woman and i honestly have no idea why the lasses now think having git fat lips, feck off lashes, patchy skin due to the fake tan not taking too well actually makes them look good.

lassie that used to live near me, was a bonny bairn and was always going to be a 'looker' when she got older and she sure is, face and body are spot on yet she decided she needed her lips to get fat, totally spoiled her imho...but they all watch these slappers on the reality sh1te and think they need to look the same.

 

I dont know where the blokes or young lads are who think women look better this way. Who are the lasses trying to convince that they look better? The blokes or themselves?

 

I’ve been told
It’s the look they really like
And people can instantly see it’s been done that’s the buzz

 

Just seen the above, but replace the Range with an Audi Q7

Add to that, face glued to the latest phone.

 

Aye, forgot about the phone.....and the nails that make using the phone almost impossible

 

Many year's ago in a distant past ,down the town on a weekend the lasse's were gorge's, and natural looking, less cosmetic's and least make up is best.
What make's me laughf is bleached or died blond hair with black eyebrow's.
Don't know why just doe's.

 

Same with the latest craze of young lads that think they're one of the Shelby brothers. There's a rise in teenage arrogance that wasn't around when I were a teen.

 

I remember being in my early 20s and dating a 20yo old lass who wore nothing but a bit of eyeliner. She had lovely freckled skin and naturally curly hair.
These days she'd have the hair straightened, the freckles covered up with slap and botox in her forehead

It's madness what these bairns do to themselves these days

 

Oh aye, the arrogant swagger and the "desperate to make eye contact" look they have on their faces. There's a real absence of humility around the kids of today

(Our parents probably said the same :-D )

 

That may be their intention. The camel gob stops you noticing their great big fat arses.

 

Have yet to see a single picture of a “ celebrity “ or normal lass/ woman on Facebook and gone “ wow she now looks stunning , or better than was “ . Horrible look in all cases .
For me , perfect example is Michelle Keegan - I always thought she looked either the bonny lass from next door , or when glammed up the stunning woman. Now she looks another moulded plastic copycat.

 

Sad reflection on society really, looks ridiculous.

 

Plastic lasse's sad but true and daft bloke's what next. (robot's) f.f.s.(liz taylor looked ok like.

 

We have a few lasses at work in the admin that look identical for around a week after payday, come the 27th of each month they look like something out of the Thriller video then tip up on the 28th looking like barbie. Its a god awful look and very unattractive. When I met the missus her blue eyes and arse are what attracted me, she rarely wears make up and has this uncanny habit of always staying slim. I would be very p****d off if she started with lip fillers and lashes etc. They just spoil a ladies natural beauty.