Just stumbled across this....The Phil Brown Diaries

http://www.sabotagetimes.com/football-sport/the-tanned-united-phil-brown-v-david-peace/

 

There's a second part too

http://www.sabotagetimes.com/football-sport/the-tanned-united-part-2-phil-brown-v-david-peace/

 

Read all 3 parts! seat is soaking!!!!

 

I've not read The Damned Utd so I've no idea if it's a good take off.

 

Face like a Cleethorpes morning

His with a face like a Grimsby curb

You face like a Cockney pavement bastard!

 

Oh brilliant, thank you very fooking much. Like I needed another website bookmarked to spend hours reading stuff and giggling like a twat.

You bastard.

(Read the one about the Brits, the description of James Corden is fanfookintastic)

 

hull wet? compared to?

 

If written during the flooding, anywhere.

 

4) Mumford and Sons

These fake folk ****nuts are more irritating than a jam-filled jockstrap full of wasps. A compelling reason never to live in the country. Get back to Yeo Valley, you talentless pricks.