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RIP Mustard chinos

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Hamish McMagdad, Aug 6, 2022.

  1. Hamish McMagdad

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    He’s now wearing mustard shorts <laugh>
     
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    It was a terrible sight
    I dont know if I will ever recover
    I'm scared for life
    Saying that GG gave him a run for his money <laugh>
     
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  3. Prince Isak (GG)

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    My shorts where perfectly branded and extremely comfortable.

    Never seen shorts like mustard shorts though. That was something special.
     
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    I am special lads… <laugh>
     
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  5. Hamish McMagdad

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    Now I'm taking a second look, I think he just rolled up the legs of the Chinos <laugh>
     
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    Or they shrunk in the wash and he won’t give them up.

    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  9. Prince Isak (GG)

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    It was a good laugh chaps. I asked the missus if I could buy some mustard chinos.

    She didn’t say anything but this happened.

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  10. Hamish McMagdad

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    Zak's by the look of the sippy cup <laugh>
     
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    The one whose pint is in the My Little Sperm Bank glass?

    :)
     
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    A disgrace to Yorkshire! Most definitely the Mackem side coming out with all this mustard nonsense <laugh>
     
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    Yeah, that's what it is, they, err... shrunk.
    Definitely not that ACS is now a fat git, oh no, no.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  16. Delusional Full Stop

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    Yeah, that’s why the legs are too short…because he’s too fat.

    <doh>
     
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  17. Obi Wan

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    It's like The Hulk, they start off as normal sized troused and then after a few beers and a kebab they end up like this (only mustard).
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  18. Hamish McMagdad

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    Must admit, that's the one thing that's repetitive in all the Marvel films, Hulk getting pissed and needing to sleep in ditches rather than going to the match gets wayyyyy too repetitive <laugh>
     
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    Yeah, you'd think a Marvel superhero might be able to handle his drink.
    And maybe get a round or two in, now and then. I think he's really a secret villain.
     
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    Apparently the pilot episode of Marvel's 'Mustard Chino Man' bombed and so they never made the full series.
     
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