RIP Mustard chinos

He’s now wearing mustard shorts

 

It was a terrible sight
I dont know if I will ever recover
I'm scared for life
Saying that GG gave him a run for his money

 

My shorts where perfectly branded and extremely comfortable.

Never seen shorts like mustard shorts though. That was something special.

 

I am special lads…

 

Now I'm taking a second look, I think he just rolled up the legs of the Chinos

 

Or they shrunk in the wash and he won’t give them up.

 

Which handsome bastards pint is that?

 

It was a good laugh chaps. I asked the missus if I could buy some mustard chinos.

She didn’t say anything but this happened.

 

Zak's by the look of the sippy cup

 

The one whose pint is in the My Little Sperm Bank glass?

 

A disgrace to Yorkshire! Most definitely the Mackem side coming out with all this mustard nonsense

 

Fat ba$tard!

 

Yeah, that's what it is, they, err... shrunk.
Definitely not that ACS is now a fat git, oh no, no.

 

Yeah, that’s why the legs are too short…because he’s too fat.

 

It's like The Hulk, they start off as normal sized troused and then after a few beers and a kebab they end up like this (only mustard).

 

Must admit, that's the one thing that's repetitive in all the Marvel films, Hulk getting pissed and needing to sleep in ditches rather than going to the match gets wayyyyy too repetitive

 

Yeah, you'd think a Marvel superhero might be able to handle his drink.
And maybe get a round or two in, now and then. I think he's really a secret villain.

 

Apparently the pilot episode of Marvel's 'Mustard Chino Man' bombed and so they never made the full series.