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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 4, 2022
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  2. spirit of 73

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    spirit of 73, Aug 4, 2022
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  3. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    A lesson I learned in hospital. When you masturbate whilst attached to the heart monitor it scares the nurses a lot.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Aug 5, 2022
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  4. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    I once went 11 years without masturbating...
    Then I had my 12th birthday.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Aug 5, 2022
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  5. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Here's another owldy . . . .
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    Gordon Armstrong, Aug 5, 2022
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  6. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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  7. Gil T Azell

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    I was so suspicious and paranoid about my missus having an affair, that we moved to the Shetland Isles.
    I couldn't believe my luck when we still managed to keep the same milkman.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Aug 5, 2022
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  8. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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  9. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Gordon Armstrong, Aug 5, 2022
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  10. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Sausagehenge.

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    Gil T Azell, Aug 5, 2022
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  11. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    I received a text message earlier:
    "Hey big boy, fancy me sucking your c*ck tonight?"
    Straight away I texted back, Go f*ck yourself & delete this number."
    Moments later I got another text: "It's your wife silly, lol. Did you not recognise my new number? x"
    "Yes!" I replied.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Aug 5, 2022
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Typical. No one turned up at Camouflage Club last night… Again!
     
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    Gil T Azell, Aug 5, 2022
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  13. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    A lorry has shed its load of electrical goods on the M57 in Liverpool...
    Police said the road will be closed for at least five minutes!
     
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    Gil T Azell, Aug 5, 2022
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    My wife was quite surprised when I came back empty handed from the shop. She said, "I wanted you to buy me something I would look good in."
    To which I replied, "Sorry, nobody sells the dark!
     
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    Gil T Azell, Aug 5, 2022
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  15. Gil T Azell

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    I asked an old guy why he was using 2 massive frozen chips as walking sticks. He replied, "They're McCains!"
     
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    Gil T Azell, Aug 5, 2022
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    Hands trembling, I checked the numbers again…9-15-21-08-20-22.
    I was in shock, after all these years I'd finally gotten a doctors appointment!
     
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  17. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    If you squeeze the end of your penis until the end turns blue, the person sitting next to you on the bus will get up and move!
     
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    Gil T Azell, Aug 5, 2022
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    rooch 3, Aug 5, 2022
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  19. Gil T Azell

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    Just seen this on Tinder... 'Blonde, 33 from London Great Personality 5ft 3 Green Eyes' No wonder she's single. I mean, 3 green eyes!
     
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    Gil T Azell, Aug 5, 2022
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