I was having a quiet pint one night when a lad came up to me obviously intent on having a fight. I made it clear that I wasn't interested, but he persisted. I called over the bouncer and told him what was happening, saying "I'm not interested in fighting. I used to be a professional boxer, twenty bouts, twenty knock outs. and I've had enough" "OK" said the bouncer and throws the other lad out. The bouncer came back to me and said "Pro boxer, eh . . . . why did you give it up ?" I said that I was tired of being knocked out every time.
