Vardy is a nasty, spiteful human being. Just my opinion of course, I don't want to get sued for libel.
Hosepipe ban in Hampshire and IOW from 5th August. Hampshire and Isle of Wight hosepipe ban from 5 August - BBC News
I think everyone knew the truth the moment it was reported that her friend/PA had coincidentally lost her phone in the North Sea, after it was requested for inspection.
My wife accused me of stealing her thesaurus. Not only was I shocked, but I was appalled, aghast, and dismayed.
I phoned Heart FM today, to enter their mystery prize competition. The presenter answered and said, "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you need to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our Mystery Grand Star Prize.” "That Fantastic!" I called out in delight. "Feel Confident?" the presenter asked, "It's a Geography Question." "Well, I've got a degree in Geography from Oxford University," I proudly replied, "and I've taught Geography to A level students for the last 20 years" "Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 VIP tickets to a Portsmouth game and to meet the players after the game, what is the capital of France?" "Madrid” I replied.
My doctor says I have a narcissistic personality disorder. But that's impossible - as the smartest man alive I would have noticed.
For those who are bored of my puns I quote you a famous philosopher. “I want to apologise to everyone for the bad puns” ~Noah Fence.