Pre Season Friendlies

I think Roland would like to flog a few, preferably with a cat of nine tales.

 

you said he hadn't kicked a ball but pope made a great save

 

It was a figure of speech man. Come on. You know what I meant. He OBVIOUSLY kicked the ball.

But I meant that he didn’t do or show us he was anything special.

 

he went off on his own muttering I may be some time
and was never seen again

 

Am ficking monged. I blame @Hung,Drawn and Quartered @Ben 10 and @Thunder Twunt

what fickimh day is it…. Ffs….

 

I'm waiting for takeaway before starting all over again tomorrow.

For those wondering.

Chippy didn't wear mustard chinos.
Chippy did buy several rounds in.
Ben 10 is still Ben 12 not Ben 16 as some would have you believe.
Schlem rocked up as a guest appearance and spoke English not Dutch.
I believe Pouchy's lass left just before Chippy arrived after an artistic dance performance which left one would be groom injured.
Game was ****.
Thank **** the A team play tomorrow.

 

For the record I have screenshotted this.

 

You guys need to do this again tomorrow.

And where is the picture of you all wafting £20 notes.

 

None of us broke £50’s due to Hung’s contacts and Chippy’s guilt trip

 

They had their chance but were too busy fighting each other as to who was buying the next round
By the time they had stopped cuddling I had already got the drinks in

 

Also in amazing fete of athleticism 3 of us did Rafferty’s to Shearers in under 4 minutes when the offer of free beer was waived in front of us

 

Judging by the state of yous
I'm glad I dont drink

 

Is it too early to put a Missing in Action appeal out yet?

Last seen @Ben 10 in Shark Bar mumbling and stumbling towards the East Stand. Have no idea if he made it in or managed home yet

 

Think you have to wait until they post the team for todays game and Lascelles is playing again. If he doesn’t comment within 10mins go to Defcon 5.

 

I have a feeling by the time the team news is announced today I will be reading how Chippy was typing last night

 

Just remembering the sock accounts he showed us and all I can say is WOW. Guy has more e-mail addresses than Chaos has screenshots

 

Can you PM me the full list. I need to ensure they are all banned from the Prediction League.

 

I honestly think there was over a thousand. I mean 9 or 10 would have been funny but this was a whole new level.

 

Quite an impressive list isn't it.

 

true