You can burn up to 200 calories during one vigorous session of masturbation. Which is all well and good but it got me kicked out of my weight watchers class tonight.
I'm thinking about buying one of these. I could always cut some off the bottom if it's too long, and it might also save me some money by removing the need for sun screen lotion !
A man and a boy go into a barbershop. After getting his haircut, the man says "Now cut the boy's hair, too. I'll be back soon." When he's finished cutting the boy's hair, the barber says "When is your father coming back to pay ?" The boy says "He's not my father. He met me in the street and asked if I wanted a free haircut."
