I recently spent $16,500 on this registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him. He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days……. all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... ... but they kind of taste like peppermint.
With the new variant of corona supposedly soaring again, I called in to see my next door neighbour, a sweet 90 year old, to see if she was o.k. I took some soup, a ready meal and half a bottle of whisky . . . . hopefully she won't notice that they're missing.
Takes commuting to a whole new level ... Australia's Chloe McCardel broke the record for the most English Channel crossings with her 44th swim on Wednesday. The 36-year-old completed her latest successful attempt in a time of 10 hours and 1 minute, according to the Channel Swimming Association. Holidaymaker Angie Emrys-Jones and four family members, including three children, endured nearly 11 hours in a queue and were only able to board the Eurotunnel at 4.15pm – having joined the queue at 5.30am.