A woman goes to prison to visit her husband, who had just been sentenced to 40 years in jail a week earlier. As soon as she enters the visiting room, she hugs him and exclaims with tears in her eyes “Oh Roger . . . . 40 years, Roger !” The husband replies “Well, my love, what are you going to do ?” “Oh, Roger. I spoke to the judge handling your case” “What did he say, my love ?” “He told me that for every time that I make love with him, he will reduce your prison sentence by one year.” “What . . . . what a bastard ! What did you say to him ? ” ”Oh, Roger . . . . we’ll talk about it at home. Pick up your stuff and let's go."
