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  1. Gordon Armstrong

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    I grew up in a rough area.

    As a child people would cover me in chocolate, cream and put a Cherry on my head . . . . it was tough in the Gateau.
     
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    A teacher wanted to educate her class about self esteem so she asked for anyone who thought that they were stupid to stand up.

    One kid at the back of the class all of a sudden stood up, which kinda surprised the teacher 'cos she really wasn’t expecting anyone to stand up.
    A little baffled, the teacher said “Why you have stood up ?”

    The boy replied “because I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself"
     
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    Just paid £6 for a vomiting octopus... Not bad for sick squid!
     
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    I've never bothered with a TV licence.
    My television works just as well without one.
     
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    It's a no from me.

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    My missus came stumbling into the kitchen the worse for wear after a boozy session with the girls, took off her blouse & skirt, and said "I wanna get dirty, and I wanna do something that I'd never normally do, honey"
    I replied "look at yourself, you're drunk . . . . and you're in no fit state to clean the oven"
     
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    Jesus . . . . look at the time :eek:
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    I tried donating blood today. NEVER
    AGAIN !

    Too many stupid questions:
    Whose blood is it ?
    Where did you get it from ?
    Why is it in a bucket ?
     
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