Dr Strangelove (how I learned to stop worrying and love Boris)

I can't believe it's took me all this time to realise her right hand is made of plastic, as it never moves, and looks like her arm is operated by a string ...

... most likely by Rees-Mogg who, in turn, is operated by Boris Johnson.

I suppose it's possible she's made entirely from plastic which would explain the robotic monotone voice.

I'm not opposed to having a robot running the country but think it's only fair that we're told.

 

Bye Bye Boris, what a time it has been
truthful sometimes getting things done so so leadership fair DULL NEVER, politics will never be the same. Whatever you do in the future im sure it will be 5th november everyday.

 

Labour must be buzzing. Sunak or Truss. Totally torpedoes the Tory's chances moving forward.

 

given a straight choice between Sunak/Truss or Starmer/Bird brain i wouldnt need think twice.

 

It's dreadful for the country in the next 2 years if Truss is in charge. Sunak has a certain level of charisma that the public often fall for and mistake for competence. I don't think him in charge is a slam dunk for Labour.

 

I do. I massive billionaire who's family has dodged tax, he broke COVID rules and put taxes up. He has been close to Johnson's failures all the way through. The Tories needed a cleaner break from Johnson.

 

With energy going up this autumn, I don’t believe the Tories have a hope in hell anyway,

 

From watching pm questions I think he mentioned the poor performance of the current mayor, could he get a kick out of running for mayor again?

 

Boris was the pantomime villain . . . . soon to be replaced by Rishi Washy

 

A woman and an asian man.

The Labour party will be utterly confused.

 

Looks like you're the one who's confused, it's quite disrespectful not to capitalise Asian ...

... your true colours showing there

 

More tears

 

I wouldn't have used a capital, either . . . . in fact, I wouldn't have used that word

 

Why? Just 2 MPs who have failed in their posts previously. Nowt to do with diversity politics

 

Be kind to him, his Boris man crush is a little bruised and he's lashing out by posting the usual drivel.

 

Ah right. I honestly thought there wasn't a actual real human who would say that Boris did a good job.

 

Of the current Labour MP,s 15 are Asian men, 6 are Asian women , 21 in total, and Nandy would trounce Sunak or Truss in any fair election process.

 

Did I hear right that Rishi is going to be “Thatcherite” in his running of the country?

That should secure him the north no problem!!

 

Mentioned it four times in one sentence apparently... cannot wait to hear this comedy gold

 

Shows the disparity between him and working class! Thatcher’s policies weren’t bad if you were loaded. But if you’re on the breadline it screws you. Small mercies that the government (apparently) are not involved in interest rates