Off Topic The Burly Arms

The old fave.

 

Yeh but mines a real beer bro

 

What is it?

 

I just had a pint of Stella in a Toby Carvery.

Long story.

Was nice though.

 

1 pint of most things it's okay if you're thirsty.

 

**** it, I'll tell you why.

My son played cricket down this place on the outskirts Tuesday. Bit of a dump but all the cricket grounds round here are lovely, although that's another story tbh.

He decided to leave his trainers in the changing rooms, which I hadn't noticed.

Wanted to net tonight - Where's your trainers?

2 + 2 = in some changing rooms on the other side of town!

So I drive there, place is locked up as any game doesn't start for an hour.

So I went for a pint.

And yes, the trainers were there when I went back.

 

Not the worst story ever told on here.

 

Sounds like a fine basis for David Walliams next kid's book ... "The Beer, The Trainers, His Bat and Her Indoors" ...

... will sell the title for cash... should you be looking in David

 

I dragged him along with me.

Little ****er just moaned, they don't understand the value of anything. It was like, it's only a pair of trainers.

Honestly, during these recession times too. He actually still wanted to go to the nets after I'd found them too.

Yeah, **** off mate. Although thinking about it I could have fizzed some past his head.

 

My youngest is the same the expensive stuff he's lost is mental.

 

Probably the best lager in the world

 

57,893 steps today, so I've earned this. Probably have another in a bit too.

 

Thats some step count, can I ask how you managed so many?

 

27 mile walk

 

Fair play

 

I've done about 10,000 but still feel I deserved it.

 

Went shopping with my lad about 4 years ago. I saw this top, really nice blah blah

'you want it lad? looks wicked'

'yeah, I'll have it'

'hmmm, you sure?'

'yeah, I like it'

Paid 60 quid...it was a Champion sweatshirt

3 years later :

'you never wore that ****in top I bought you...not once'

'i didn't really like it but I could tell that you wanted it for me so didn't want to disappoint'

****a

 

It's like when you buy the young un his first pair of Puma Kings and you know the little ****er wanted the pink Nike's.

 

Do one every month.

 

I’ve just checked my phone and I’ve done 2000. **** it, I’m still having a beer!