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  1. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Masturbation is the way forward mate, You meet a better class of person and neednt look ya best.
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>:emoticon-0148-yes:<applause><applause>
     
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  3. Gordon Armstrong

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    The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the M4 near Bridgend recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.
    The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"
     
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    these new expensive vagina scented candles are a total waste of money, you are better opening a jar of fish paste and placing it on a hot radiator
     
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    Fell asleep in the garden. Going for a cold shower now.

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  19. Gordon Armstrong

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    Another owldie . . . .
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