Some Fun For a Friday Afternoon

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Maybe he really is prone to forgetfulness.

 

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Got into trouble for posting this on Facebook - but with Nick Clegg as their Global Affairs president, I'm not really surprised...

 

You should worry. I got a permanent ban for... well, I have no idea. Genuinely no idea. Probably p****d off some religious types... as if they have the right not to be p****d off.

 

I actually posted the video twice and it was pulled twice - got two notifications telling me that I had contravened community rules, banned from posting/commenting for two days as well as banned from participating in Groups for six days. A bit of a pain that last one as I'm the admin for one Group. I appealed the decision, not expecting any success, but heard back a few minutes later saying they agreed with my appeal and the videos were back up - oddly though, the bans are still in place.

 

How rediculous, soon we will not be able to make a joke. I expect the animal rights people will be up in arms about using Paddington bear as a political puppet.

 

I didn't even get a warning: an infinite punishment for a finite crime. And I don't know what the alleged transgression to merit the ban is. Not a scooby.

 

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I suspect that there's room down there for Peter Bone too.

 

The Tory Leadership contest has begun...

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Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's, when they struck up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and said "So, why are you here?"

The yellow Lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything..the sofa, the curtains, the cat and the kids. But the final straw was last night, when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."

The black Lab said, "So what’s the vet going to do?"
"Gonna cut my nuts off" came the reply from the yellow Lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down. So, why are you here? "

The Black Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees. I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets, but I went over the line last night, when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch."

"So what are they going to do to you ?" the Yellow Lab enquired.

"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said.

The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, "Why are you here?"

"I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts; I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away"


The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said "So, it's nuts off for you too, huh?"


The Great Dane replied, "No. I'm here to get my nails clipped!"

 

Old, but gold!

 

Very good.

 

Yes - I can't imagine JRM taking a jump to the left though. Nor PP for that matter...