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  1. Sucky

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    I dont know how true this is but I heard on the radio today that the reason pirates had an eye patch was for when they went below deck they would lift the patch and be able to see immediately.

    Yor welcome for that fact or fable <laugh>
     
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    Whoa Black Betty
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    Prison vs. work

    IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
    AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
    IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
    AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
    IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
    AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.
    IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
    AT WORK............you're often required to carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.
    IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
    AT WORK...........you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
    IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
    AT WORK..........you share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
    IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
    AT WORK............you're not supposed to even speak to your family.
    IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.
    AT WORK............you pay all your expenses to get to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
    IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
    AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
    IN PRISON........ .you must deal with sadistic wardens.
    AT WORK...........they're called managers.
     
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    <laugh> tiktok biatch
     
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    Sonic and tails<laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    They are real <yikes>

     
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    Was hoping it was going to be a nice big pair of jiggly jugs waiting for that tweet to load

    but those bugs are pretty ****in cool
     
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    Very fukin cool.
    I Thought they were a myth <laugh>
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    <laugh>

    Brilliant
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Pinkies mums cat has gone from putting Pinkie is his place to running the country
     
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    Their cousins, the crayfish have the same mutation, only a lot more common because of the pet trade breeding for the blue trait.

    I would never eat a blue lobster though. Most blues I know are bitter. <ok>
     
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