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Match tickets and Season Tickets discussion thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darth Plagueis, Feb 14, 2022.

  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Haha I meant down on the battlefield
     
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  2. Toonitus

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    I hate the idea of some **** on here getting one and not me.
     
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    You don't even go in the queue now just straight to the maintenance page.
     
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    Newcastle United Queue Management
    You are in a queue for tickets for Newcastle United FC
    and will be connected at 10am.

    When you are connected you will be assigned a random place in the queue (alongside everyone else who also arrives before the on sale begins).
    What is this?
    The event will begin at: 10:00

    51 Minutes 27 Seconds




    Status last updated: 09:08:10



    Queue ID: QUEUE-IT
     
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  5. Toonitus

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    Let's go mother ****ers

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  7. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    I might join and get one just to piss you off CC
     
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  8. Magdad

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    Live footage of Chaos's Sphincter

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  9. Darth Plagueis

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    It doesn't matter what place in the queue it says, it will assign you a random place in the queue at 10am.
     
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  10. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Soo NUFC are lying. As it’s not first come first served?
     
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  12. Toonitus

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    That's it its a lottery
     
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  13. Darth Plagueis

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    First come first served as in whoever arrives first wouldn't work as people would log on at stupid oclock. Imagine the box office? You'd have people camping outside 3 days before.

    It's first come first served as in whoever gets their tickets first.

    Randomizing it is the only way it really works, otherwise it's just a cluster ****.
     
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  14. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Yes but NUFC are saying it’s first come first served

    Also it wouldn’t be a cluster ****. Most other businesses are able to deal with a first come first served basis.
     
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  15. Darth Plagueis

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    It's all online though, you'd basically have people spamming f5 until 9am and the system would overload and crash as it has before.

    The "first come first served" would be those who refreshed at exactly the right millisecond.
     
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  17. Darth Plagueis

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    Your queue number:11878

    I'm ****ed then.
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    there's 23,000 waiting for those 1000 tickets. We need a bigger boat.....
     
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  19. ToonArmy1892

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    Same 15910.

    Don't think i could get two anyway like.
     
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  20. Toonitus

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    I'm ****ed got 9709
     
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