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Best Summertime Frozen Snack

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  1. Sucky

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    Yanks are ****s

    We have ice cream and sorbet but nah I'm a yank I gotta do summin yanky like freeze yogurt and custard.

    Freeze bacon innit you dumb ****s put it on a stick and suck it.

    Tramps
     
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    I might be mistaken, but I think frozen custard was first made in France... But the French are ****s too so it's just semantics.

    If you ever get a chance to try frozen custard though... Give it a go. Better than Ice cream, although usually more expensive too.
     
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    Salcombe. It's a place.
     
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    Oh i see<laugh>

    I was there years back, that's when I tried the ice cream, best I've ever had to this day hands down.
     
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    Frozen Yoghurt :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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  7. Sucky

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    Can tell you support leeds
     
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    Living in the US it's funny seeing how many of you like sucking on Magnums. This is what I think of when I hear "Magnum"

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    They did release the ice cream over here a few years back but for obvious reasons it didn't sell well with that name.
     
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    I know. Posh innit.
     
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    I was going for boring. Not you personally but the ice cream choice is.... Beige

    Lets not **** about here chaps magnums are just expensive choc ices.

    Boring.
     
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    If I'm feeling adventurous I might sometimes go for a snickers ice cream bar.
     
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  12. Sucky

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    I bet salad cream on your chips is an adventure for you <laugh>
     
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    And made of frozen condoms.
     
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    Ooh. Frozen Ice-Salad Cream, I bet no one has tried making that. :bandit:
     
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    Weak minded fools like magnums bro

    When they 1st come out the ad was some sexy woman lips devouring a magnum close up. sex sells innit, to plebs anyway<whistle>
     
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    Here ya go... quickly whipped up a batch of Frozen Ice-Salad-Cream Bars...

    Frozen Salad Cream.jpg
     
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    Tell me that's a joke <yikes>
     
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    Hey. **** you.

    I like the chocolate and the ice cream is nice. Far better than a cheap choc ice.

    You're just jealous that I found true happiness and yet you are still trying to find peace within by attempting desperate tricks like salad cream on chips. I pity you.



    No fence bro.
     
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    <laugh>. Yes, just quickly photoshopped a bottle of Salad Cream into a stock photo of cream coloured bars.

    I'm not sure Salad Cream would freeze well with the high vinegar content.
     
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    Its a bit of deal breaker for me is all.

    Like imagine your a fit burd and I take you for ice cream, you get a magnum and I get the iikk. Cos I know being a magnum eater you're **** in bed and don't give head.

    If you can live with that then fine but you'll be unhappy forever inside
     
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