Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

Is that even possible?

 

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I'd be interested in seeing the figures at the source of that stat.

Certainly a lot is made of the " top five" per cent, which usually means net worth of around £2million though this figure was from about five years ago.. This is a lot, but in some parts of the country, once property is accounted for and pension pots are included, which they are, many of these people will not feel wealthy.

But no doubt many changes have occurred since the early nineties, mostly due to the expansion of China and other Asian economies, which have hoovered up semi skilled jobs and low skilled jobs by the million from around the globe. We all sit back and enjoy the benefits of cheap goods, while bemoaning this fact of course!

 

Well that’s not very funny!
Can we stick to humour please on this thread.
It’s usually a good way to start the day with a chuckle.

 

Is that what you call it.

 

I found a grey pubic hair today. I wasn't as freaked out as the two women in the lift with me.

 

"Pick a card, any card you like," I said to my wife.
"Make sure you memorise it, now put it back with the rest of the pack."
"F*ck you Ian! It's our anniversary," she replied, before stomping out of hallmark.

 

What do you call a woman eating alone in a restaurant ....

... Dinah.

 

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i often find different coloured ones stuck in my teeth, keep telling her to shave

 

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scouser sat at a bar and a bloke siddles up to him, obviously a bit camp flicking his hair and manicuring his nails, he leans over to the scouser and whispers into his ear....the scouse says "you ****" and knocks him spark out...the barman says "**** me,what did he say".....scouse replies "dunno...something about a job"

 

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