No way can I order in a pizza better than I can make myself, for a fraction of the cost. Similarly so - BBQ / smoked / grilled foods... Takes something for me to be able to get meat cooked as well as I can do it when I go out for meals... and I'm no superstar, but do enjoy cooking outside - a lot. Did my xmas dinner on the BBQ last year. Was amazing. Best turkey we've ever had. Sounds like your worst nightmare
If I was greedy I'd be asking for Diaby and Paqueta, but It's really just not going to happen. In a few years nufc fans will be enjoying seeing nufc picking only the finest fruits, but not yet.