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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jan 19, 2015.

  1. Snaggey

    Snaggey Well-Known Member

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    I can feel it improving already....

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    Delightful. Look at all of those positive microbes in that glass just waiting to help the male gut out. Absolute warriors the lot of them. Waving their little heads off the little rascals. Cap doffed to each and every one of them. <cheers>
     
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    You can see the goodness swirling in the glass, and I'm all for keeping myself well and healthy.
    It's a bit unlucky that that yakult probiotic yoghurt drink type ****e doesn't work for men, but needs must.
     
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    They sound well dodgy mate. I wouldn't take the risk of I were you.
     
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    On a serious note....about that now scientifically proven benefit.
    The scientists say one (yes one!!) Lager beer. I'm not sure I trust them on this.....I think they want to keep us down a bit.
    I'm not taking any chances here, so I'm having another.
    I can see great things happening.
     
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    I think the benfits will be exponential tbh. I have no scientific knowledge to back this up but I do have first hand experience of these microbes. Can't knock them tbh. Great bunch of lads. <cheers>
     
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    Ha'way the microbes.
     
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    I think you're right mate, these microbes definately have a exponential benefit.
    I feel fit as a fiddle.
     
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    Smelly Bob drove the honey bus for the local council and he'd arrived at old Granny Smith's to empty her septic tank. Bob always enjoyed winding up the punters and shouted to the deaf old coffin dodger,
    'Sorry love, but due to cutbacks I can only remove the liquid today'.
    Granny Smith never enjoyed this horrid event and looked concerned.
    'Yes dear, that's right' quipped the pongy prat
    'You'll have to book another visit to have the solids removed'
    Bob wandered back to his turd truck with a grin and Granny was quickly on the phone to his supervisor.
    'Hello, is that the Council? I'm not happy about my septic tank not being emptied properly. Your man say's he can only remove the liquid today, whatever's going on?'
    Bob's boss guessed he was up to his usual tricks and reassured the panicking pensioner,
    'Don't worry madam, the driver's only joking, he'll do a proper job'.
    'I beg your pardon' said Granny, not hearing a word.
    'I said don't worry, the driver's only joking, he'll do a proper job', repeated the boss, as clearly as possible
    'What's that now, you'll really have to speak up?' barked Granny.
    'He's messing about, of course he'll clear the tank properly', said the desk jockey, rapidly losing patience.
    'Stop mumbling man, speak clearly so I can hear you'.
    'HE'S JUST TAKING THE PISS' shouted the irate official.
    'Ah, at last!' exclaimed Granny. 'Now THAT'S why I'm ringing!
     
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  13. Gordon Armstrong

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    My wife came home with a ladder in her tights.

    What an amazing shoplifter.
     
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    These microbes....the benefits don't seem to last long, and they definately don't like early mornings.
     
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    I have decided that as from next week I'm going to dress as a different type of bread each day

    Roll on Monday...
     
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    Probably have a cob on Tuesday.
     
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