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  1. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace Forum Moderator

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    ChilcoSaint, Jun 12, 2022
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    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    I can’t see how my local undertaker can blame rising prices on the cost of living.
     
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    thereisonlyoneno7, Jun 13, 2022
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    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of beer and a mop please."
     
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    SaintMarv, Jun 13, 2022
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    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    Fun fact

    With the price of petrol at an all time high it is now more cost effective to drink a gallon of red bull and just run everywhere
     
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    thereisonlyoneno7, Jun 14, 2022
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    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    That would be fly everywhere wouldn't it?

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    Saints_Alive, Jun 14, 2022
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    If you want to play a real life version of Pac-Man then go to DFS and try and avoid the salesman.
     
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    I just stepped on a cornflake and decimated it.

    Now I am a cereal killer.
     
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    thereisonlyoneno7, Jun 15, 2022
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    thereisonlyoneno7, Jun 15, 2022
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    I need to re-home a dog. It's a small terrier, and tends to bark a lot.
    If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over next door's fence and get it for you.
     
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    People said I’d never get over my obsession with Phil Collins.

    But take a look at me now.
     
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    saintrichie123, Jun 15, 2022
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    You did it against all odds
     
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    SaintMarv, Jun 16, 2022
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    I watched on iPlayer yesterday .

    Going to watch it again in a little while .

    Our Falklands War ; A Frontline Story .

    Incredible IMHO . 89 minutes long , and it’s available for another 11 months .
     
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    I said to my wife "When I die," I'd like to die having sex"

    She replied: “At least it’ll be quick.”
     
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    saintrichie123, Jun 16, 2022
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    My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes.
     
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    Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed?

    Everybody.
     
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    Anyone on here lose their bin.
     
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    saintrichie123, Jun 17, 2022
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    I once did, when living near Peartree Green!
    Found it abandoned in the middle of a basketball court. I opened it with trepidation, fearing a cat may have been thrown in it, and I didn’t want a face full of angry pussy :bandit:. Well not that kind. :emoticon-0116-evilg
    Got a strange look from a passerby, as I wheeled it home. They probably thought I had been dumping waste on the green.
     
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    I was wondering where that had got to. I'm going to have to apologise to the students next door now.
     
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    It'sOnlyAGame, Jun 17, 2022
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