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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. Makemstine Roger

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    Bart Simpson made a joke about 'post coital bifurcated pee streams'. Surprised that got past the puritanical US lot. I'm a mine of useless trivia.
     
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    tried to make a charity donation over the phone yesterday, bit surprised to be greeted with "where did you get this ****ing number"......it was a donation for the paranoia society
     
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    Is that before or after they found out every tennant with a none English name had sub let, but were at the front of the queue for the cash handouts
     
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    You can kiss a nun once
    You can kiss a nun twice

    But you mustn't get into the Habit :bandit:
     
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    Two Nuns cycling through the village on their way back to the Convent

    First Nun...iv'e never come this way before

    Second Nun...neither have I, must be the cobbles
     
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    I'll give you the same advice I reserve for Roger and OLOF, DON'T GO OUT IN THUNDERSTORMS.
     
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    a big retail card company looks like it is going under, i have just sent the chairman a card "thinking of you at this difficult time"
     
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    all these price rises for petrol don't affect me i just put in my £10
     
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