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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. originallambrettaman

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    What a well throat out response. :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  6. steverico

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    The third sentence will be City next season
     
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    The player following up who tries to kick the ball back into the net after the goal, but air kicks and falls on his arse :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  8. The B&S Fanclub

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    Yesterday, I observed a cat walking along the top of a fence, while being divebombed by a pair of crows. The cat stopped and had to crouch down to stop been hit. The crows took it in turns to swoop down like jets. Weirdest thing I've seen in a while.
    Just thought I'd share that
     
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    Crows can be right nasty bastards, just ask some sheep farmers.
     
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  10. Phinius T Bookbinder

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    Should be stoned..
     
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  11. The B&S Fanclub

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    I reckon the cat had an attitude and the crows said, not on our manor, pal. So decided to scare the fur balls out of the moggy.
     
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    It's really hard to get them to inhale.
     
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  13. balkan tiger

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    Let them eat cake. :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    As ever, humour is subjective. My favourite joke, a copper knocks on my door and Mrs Two answers he says 'widow Two?' she replies 'no' he says 'wanna bet?!' :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    A very, very, early Chubby Brown. And one of my favourites also.
     
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    My favourite

    Two old duffers chatting in their club
    I say, did you hear about Farquharson?
    No, what has he done?
    Was caught in the stables ****ing a horse.
    Good god, really. Was it a stallion?
    No, No, nothing queer about Farquharson
     
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  20. DMD

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    That's got to be fake news.

    If it was true, they'd be running Rugby League tours there. FACT.
     
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