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The official 606 Love Island Thread

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Southern A, Jun 3, 2022.

  1. Sunderpitt

    Sunderpitt Well-Known Member

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    I have to put my hand up... and say I have never watched Love Island. I have seen snippets of news about it when I browse through the newspapers on my phone.

    But what I don't know is, is there a clap clinic available, the contestants being tested for STDs before, after and during the contest. Are free condoms, spermacides and lubricants available.

    Does the sex take place in the dark under a duvet, or put in the open with the lights on. Only asking for a friend...
     
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    You should find all that out when you're filling in your application mate.
     
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  3. Vincemac

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    Cheers mate
     
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  4. Vincemac

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    Wow good question
     
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  5. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    I would rather deepthroat a cactus than watch sh*te like this although admittedly I would hang out of MO's daughter.
     
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  6. Oliver's Army

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    Unbelievable there's been nee pics tbh
     
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  7. Oliver's Army

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    Winner winner chicken dinner..
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  8. Vincemac

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    Who is MO
     
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  9. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Michael Owen.
     
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  10. cumbrianmackem

    cumbrianmackem Well-Known Member

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    Do people over 25 actually watch sh1te like Love Island, Chelsea wives or whatever.
    A lot of today’s TV has gone down the pan and Love Island must be at the front of the queue.
     
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  11. Sunderpitt

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    Other than Grand Designs, any reality show is banned on my TV..
     
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  13. Southern A

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    damn right I am. BGT finished for another year. Now we can feast on Love Island until August time and you know what comes back around that time don’t you?!? That’s right - Strictly! Then it’s roll on Christmas
     
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  14. Sunderpitt

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    You mean to say Michael Owen could see his team and daughter get fcuked on TV within a month?
     
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  15. flandersmackem

    flandersmackem Well-Known Member

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  16. marcusblackcat

    marcusblackcat SAFC Sheriff Forum Moderator

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    Errr… nope!
     
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  17. marcusblackcat

    marcusblackcat SAFC Sheriff Forum Moderator

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    There’s loads going on about Owen’s daughter and complaining to regulators about a 19 year old with a 27 year old. God forbid we have 2 adults having consensual sex!!!!!

    I met my wife when she was 21. I was 31. Nobody seemed to bat an eyelid.
     
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  18. Southern A

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    You guys are getting more into this than I thought you would
     
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  19. marcusblackcat

    marcusblackcat SAFC Sheriff Forum Moderator

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    Young by username only I guess?:azn:<laugh><laugh>

    (agree completely thought!!)
     
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  20. young2077

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    Mid 30's mate but in mid 50's in spirit <laugh>
     
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