Reminds me of the very, very old one. Woman confides to her friend, 'I'm very worried about our Sandra's new boyfriend. He likes to piss in the snow and spell his name out'. Friend, 'well, it's a bit odd but no harm done eh?' Woman, 'it's just that it's always in our Sandra's handwriting...' Hat, coat...
That reminds me of one I read elsewhere about a guy who met the man dating his ex.. Guy 1 - Hey I heard you're dating my ex girlfriend! How's that used pussy feel? Guy 2 - Well after the first two inches it's like brand new!
Just found out tonight that "Les Miserables" is being performed at Hull New Theatre. Booked two tickets for me Daughter and meself on the 15th June as an early Birthday present to meself. Edit: Why I want to sit and watch TwoWrights for two hours I don't know.
I'm there same night with my Mrs - I was booked for my birthday two years ago but we all know what happened there! If you haven't seen it before, you're in for a treat.
Get there on time, unlike Steverico who turned up ten minutes late for Ken Dodd. His seats were on the front row, so of course Doddy spotted him, funny as Ken was best laugh of the night.
Due to a 'sizing error' - Tomorrow Argos are selling off 30 foot snooker tables for only £50! Get there early, there will be long queues...
