That's a weird analogy - is his missus is being rammed by 19 other brits and a load of randomly drawn Europeans starting with a group session and on to 2 legged sessions at either persons house before a climatic final at a neutral venue?? That or he clearly doesn't understand being a football fan....
I asked my mate earlier if he watched the game on Saturday, he replied he had and said it was a shame they ran out of gas toward the end. Shame I said, I thought you hated Liverpool. Liverpool?, I'm on about the French police.