It’s Jubilee week so I got out some old Queen records, but broke two or them . . . . now I want to break three.
Pinched from ALS. Johnny Depp has won his trial and is now in the north east finalising a deal to buy Stewart Donald and Charlie Methven’s shares.
On my way home, I was behind an ambulance. Oddly, I noticed a small metal box sitting on the back bumper. When the ambulance turned the corner, the box flew off and landed on the hard shoulder. I thought it's time to be a good Samaritan, so I pulled over and retrieved it. When I opened it, there was a human TOE packed in an ice bag. I freaked out, as you would well imagine. This could only happento me, right?! I called the hospitals and, finally, one said 'yes, the ambulance had arrived without the box'. So, I gave them my location and asked if they were going to send another ambulance to collect it? The lady replied ... "No, we'll just send a toe truck."
