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    Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears. Confused, his father asks what's wrong. "Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."
     
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    Yup.
     
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    On a recent study it was said that Italian men have the most regular sex, at about 3-4 times a week, with average British man at about 6 times a month.

    The least regular sex goes to the Eskimo, with about 2-3 times a year, which came as a massive shock to me.

    I didn't even know I was an Eskimo.
     
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    Bill pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced.
    “My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!”
    The bartender inquired.
    “What makes you say that?”
    Bill beamed with pride,
    “Last week, I had to take a couple of sick days from work..."
    "Suzie was so thrilled to have me around,
    that every time a mail or delivery person came by,
    she’d run down the driveway waving her arms hollering, ‘My husband’s home! My husband’s home!’”
    Such Affection, So Much Love.......
     
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    I used to work at a cat sanctuary.

    I had to quit because they cut meowers down.......
     
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    Scotland Tonight
     
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    I bought a new SatNav it's really good

    Yesterday I drove past a Zoo and it said Bear Left .....

    Now that's clever
     
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