A woman is in the shower and she hears a knock at the front door. The woman jumps out the shower but there’s no towel. She hears another knock at the front door. The woman runs downstairs naked and says “Who’s there?” The person at the door replies “The blind man”. Upon hearing this response the woman thinks ‘he’s blind, it doesn’t matter if I open the door naked’ and opens the door. The man steps in and says “Nice tits, where do you want me to hang these blinds?”