Jokes

I'm guessing English is not your first language. Or are you just an idiot.

 

I'm guessing that reading is not your forte AND that you're just an idiot.

 

I obviously cannot read and I'm an idiot as I cannot see or understand how I have compared Liverpool with a war zone. Please explain in simpleton terms so you can enlighten me.

 

@xbpod post first line reads...

"Big game Wednesday night Scotland v Ukraine"

I can't see any mention of Liverpool. Do you think Liverpool is in Scotland?!

 

You have now just realised your original ****-up and are now trying to clutch at another straw. Why not just admit your mistake?

 

Sorry, but if you think comparing
Liverpool to a real war zone, like in the Ukraine, is funny in any way, then you ARE an idiot and no level of simplicity could educate you.

 

Which was ?

 

Accusing @xbpod of referring to Liverpool when he actually referred to Scotland. I'm guessing you didn't read my reply to one of your posts above.

 

There you go Poly, no reference to Liverpool whatsoever.
You could apologise, or just go on repeating yourself .
Up to you.

 

Life is like a penis.

Relaxed and hanging freely.

It's women that make it hard

 

Dropped a box of maltesers at a weight watchers meeting last night....
It was like watching a live game of hungry hippos!

 

I was getting chatted up by a bird last night.

She said, "Have you got a nickname?"

"Yes" I said, "They call me Sledge"

"OH... Is that because you are sleek and fast?" she giggled

"No...... It's because I get pulled by dogs!"

 

I went to our firms christmas party last night.
They played 'The Twist' so I twisted.
They played 'Jump' so I jumped.
Then they played 'Cum on Eileen' .I was asked to leave shortly after that..

 

Never has the saying you can't educate pork been truer than in your case. Once again, where have I compared Liverpool to a war zone? If you find reading too difficult go and find an adult to read my post to you. Thick yank or what.

 

Neither can I.

He mentioned Scotland, not Liverpool.

So comparing Scotland to a war zone rather than Liverpool makes the "joke" funny ?

 

Thick yank ?

Your ignorance grows.

I'm Yorkshire born and have supported Leeds for longer than you've been alive.

Moron.

 

It would also have been funny if he had referred to Liverpool and Liverpool were playing Ukraine.

You still can't admit your mistake can you?